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16th December 2008

2:44pm: I've been waiting years for the internet to justify its existence, that it provides something more than a cesspool showcase of human nature. Finally, that moment has arrived:



I really think this is the best thing I've seen in my life. Something that can make professional sourpuss Simon smile like a schoolboy? Holy shit.

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11th July 2008

8:22pm: Don't know how I missed this list the first time around

http://www.avclub.com/content/node/73539

These are my people

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6th January 2008

3:03pm: Apparently the only reason I come to livejournal these days is to read lies and half truths about myself online.

Still more entertaining than most TV shows.

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28th October 2007

7:40pm: 10/26/07
10/26 )

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24th October 2007

10:41pm: This quiz got my attention
thanks PJ )

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29th August 2007

5:00pm: Not quite home
Between engagements I find myself in Hoboken, in the apartment I once called mine and once called home. It's one of those days where I overlooked little things like breakfast and lunch, and walk to my deli for a 4 o'clock dinner. This is Hoboken as I remember it. The Hoboken of the workday, not crowded or noisy. Office drones are still filed away in their buildings, and it's the odd hours crowd who gets to enjoy a the sunny afternoons. I grab a mozzarella and sundried tomato sandwich in the best deli in the world. And I go out walking. Alone on a city street has always been my time to think, to relax, to just be in my head. This town is always bittersweet to me.

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28th August 2007

12:18pm: Busy day


After a few months of looking, I found 5 Wiis in the target in Marlboro. I was actually going in to buy a bottle of gatorade and completely forgot to get it. Instead, I asked a sales person if they indeed had wiis, or just empty boxes to torment me, bought one, and ran out of the store. It will be sitting on my lap on the plane.

Driving home, I watched a SUV full of dumb broads run into their friend's car very hard (probably also full of dumb broads) on their way to the beach. I was right behind the SUV at a light. Good times.

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12:13pm: back in jersey


Someone is trying to stow away with me! I guess he doesn't want me to leave.

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2nd August 2007

10:27am:

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31st July 2007

9:18am:

Working on catching them all! (Also, got a DS)

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19th July 2007

1:04am: All things must pass
Broken tables on the back porch. Windows covered up and doors barred. New hours of operation, effective in march, are posted; not effective anymore. Old beer ad posters hang in shreds off the gate. There's something sad and fitting in the shut down bar.

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10th July 2007

11:56pm: traveling around and traveling still

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20th April 2007

12:54am:
</form>
What American accent do you have?
Created by Xavier on Memegen.net

Northeastern.
You're probably from somewhere near New York City, possibly north Jersey, or Connecticut or Rhode Island. If you are from New York City you may be one of the types who people never believe when you say you're from New York.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?



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2nd March 2007

12:28am: You can't make this stuff up
Today when driving to the hospital, I was behind a car with the following stickers on their rear window: "Marriage: One man, One Woman"; "Support our Troops: Don't Listen to the Liberal Media"; and a silhouette of Darth Vader.

I wonder if they purposefully coordinated them.

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27th February 2007

1:32am: Irony, or predictability
I haven't been doing exercises for my shoulder since I've moved to Arizona. This is due in part to me not being able to find my weights since moving in. I finally found them yesterday, and resumed doing the things that are supposed to strengthen my shoulder muscles after being dislocated.

I dislocated my shoulder doing so.

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26th November 2006

1:12am: Today we went to bed at at odd hour. Well, Ali went to bed at around 8ish, I guess, and I stayed up until around 11, working on the computers. I went to bed, couldn't sleep, got up in 20 minutes to check something on the computer, and went back to bed, this time waking up Ali. We were talking, and I said, not that seriously, to go make egg salad, since she had been talking about it before going to sleep. She actually got up after sleeping for three hours and made lunch before we went back to sleep.

I have a good girlfriend

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24th November 2006

12:41am: Rolling out a classic for today


Happy tofurkey day

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16th November 2006

12:43am: Genocide, it's what's for christmas
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I gave [info]sadpassingshame a kidney (1000 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I punched [info]legolink in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]alisonku13 (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-3683 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
Impulse725

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